Mud + Pup = True happiness.
This made me ridiculously happy
have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
I asked an old man:
“Which is more important?
To love or to be loved?”
Old man replied:
“Which is more important to a bird?
The left wing or the right wing?”